CDC resurrects 6,000 Americans

On July 20, the CDC VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Effects Reporting System) showed 12,313 reports of death following the experimental COVID-19 vaccines. These are people who die within 28 days of receiving the vaccine of all causes, so don’t necessarily die of the vaccine.

However, on July 21, the CDC dropped the number from 12,313 to just 6,079 as reported by Dr Robert Carlson.

So 6,234 Americans have been resurrected. That’s great news for the families and friends of the previously deceased, and probably even better news for the resurrected themselves, who not only get a second lease on life, but are also vaccinated against the deadly SARS virus that causes COVID-19.

The CDC hasn’t stated how or why these 6,234 Americans were resurrected, nor how the CDC attained powers previously attributed to necromancers, God, and other supreme beings.

Anyways, halleluiah and all that.

It’s great to once again have faith in the US government.

P.