Ostrology is a religion founded on the core of the belief that very few people know the truth and most people don’t want to know the truth. Doing an internet search for evidence that agrees with your belief while ignoring search results that prove you wrong is the quintessential ostrich head in the sand. Ostrology accepts that everyone has the right and often the need to stick their head in the sand to avoid seeing the truth.
Five Tenants of Ostrology:
I. Do not take any DNA or RNA based medication and do not force nor encourage others to do so
II. Accept that you are not the ultimate being in the universe
III. Accept that everyone has a right to a point of view
IV. Accept that most people do not want to know the truth and respect their right to remain ignorant
V. Accept that there is a reason for everything and that a failure of logic is not an absence of reason
Compatibility with other religions
An acceptance of Ostrology does not preclude identifying with other religions.
How do I become an Ostrologist?
Simply subscribe to the newsletter and we’ll conduct the initiation rites using a computer program that will result in an email being sent to you confirming that you have been accepted into the religion as an Ostrologist.
What does it cost?
Nothing. We believe freedom of religion should be free.
Is it possible to renounce my faith as an Ostrologist?
Yes, but very difficult. To renounce your faith as an Ostrologist, you need to:
- Read stories in mainstream media about global topics such as Covid and global warming, and accept every story at face value
- Believe five headlines in a row from CNN
- Accept that inflation is healthy for the economy and that deflation is terrible
- Tell yourself that the US, the EU, the UK, Japan, and China will all pay off their debts
That’s it. It sounds easy, but nobody has ever left the Church of Ostrology.